1- what to expect when u r expecting a raise? nothing
2- what to expect when u r expecting sex? nothing
3- what to expect when u r expecting peace in Lebanon? nothing
4- what to expect when u r expecting a nice explanation to the whole flight 815? nothing
5- what to expect when u r expecting the death of Sabah? nothing
6- what to expect when u r expecting to poop right before going to work? nothing
7- what to expect when u r expecting the news anchor to strip naked as she’s reporting on the death of Kim Jong Il? nothing
8- what to expect when u r expecting a stranger to give u $50,000? nothing
9- what to expect when u r expecting Man Utd to win the Premier League? nothing
10- what to expect when u r expecting a baby? a horse
Drink the Entire Ocean
Deal or More Deals
Re-Experience Puberty
Guess Which Door Your Biological Father Stands Behind
Milk My Mom
Persian or Murderer?
Milk My Dad
Pasta Penpal
Bleed for the Money
Cash Cab: Basra
He Said, She Wept
Milk My Milk
Is There a God? Debate in a Fun Way!
Wheel of Fortune
Lose fifteen pounds from your problem areas (hips, fifth and fourteenth space-boobs, vestigial face)
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Spend more time with your government-rationed .452 of a son or daughter
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Take the family on a trip to www.nature.com
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Volunteer at your local chapter of the White People…
Zachary Kanin forecasts the big news stories of 2012 in this week’s Cartoon Issue: http://nyr.kr/qCIh2F
Exactly portraying what I’m feeling at this moment
In this week’s Cartoon Issue, Emily Flake envisions Beards of the Future: http://nyr.kr/qhU92X. Can you think of some more? Can you draw? We’ve enabled photo reply, so please share some beards of the future with us!
